Bootleg by Damon Wayans & David Asbery
Author:Damon Wayans & David Asbery [Wayans, Damon; Asbery, David]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 978-0-06-203008-5
Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers
Published: 1999-10-06T04:00:00+00:00
Me: Michael, would you go in there and clean up your room, please.
Michael: (whiny) Do I have to? I’m watching the Power Rangers.
Me: Yes, turn that television off. Your room is a pigsty and I want it cleaned.
Michael: (more whiny) Awwww, can’t someone else do it?
Me: No, it’s your room. Now, I’m not gonna tell you again, Michael. Go clean it up!
Michael: (as whiny as a human being can possibly get) But I don’t want to! Why do I always ha—
Me: Smack!
Michael: Oh, you mean clean the room!
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